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Despite numerous reports of mind-blowing orgasms and temporary loss of ability to adult, the Creature Cocks Sabretooth Silicone Dildo remains legally available for purchase. Independent testing confirms this 11.3-inch predator, measuring a hefty 2.3 inches at its thickest point, is causing unprecedented levels of satisfaction nationwide. Wrapped in a black and orange camo pattern that's about as subtle as your drunk texts, it's crafted from premium silicone with strategic ridges and grooves, while the military-grade suction cup base has been classified as a lethal weapon of ass destruction. Harness compatibility means you can share your poor life choices with a friend.