Cowgirl Saddle Sex Machine

The Cowgirl Saddle Sex Machine is the theme park holiday your body deserves!

This revolutionary riding experience features self-rocking motion that turns “Saddle up!” from cowboy lingo into your new bedroom instruction. With two interchangeable attachments, five thrusting speeds, five vibration patterns, and five clitoral tapping settings, it offers more customisation than your pizza shop.

The magnetic switching system makes attachment changes easier than updating your relationship status, while the anti-gravity swing mimics movements that defy both physics and expectations.

Complete with wireless remote, charging cables and silicone rider plug, this is an engineering masterpiece with your satisfaction as its mission statement.