Shots PUMPED StrokeMate Male Masturbator

Here's the Shots PUMPED StrokeMate Masturbator - the gadget that'll have you cancelling plans faster than a celebrity cancels dodgy posts. This triple-action triumph delivers suction, rotation, and thrusting that work together like a well-rehearsed heist crew, leaving you thoroughly robbed … of stress!

The smooth TPE sleeve welcomes, while dual motors power nine distinct speed combinations, letting you calibrate your experience from "subtle afternoon delight" to "I’m gonna miss work tomorrow". Though its 40-minute battery life suggests moderation, your enthusiasm probably won't. Splashproof and phthalate-free – because even in moments of passion, standards shouldn't slip.